Chapter 1, Part 1
Imagine if you will a heavyweight boxer; six and a half feet tall, 230 pounds of “don’t fuck with this” muscle. Got that? Now, imagine his canned-ham sized fist slamming full force into your gut. Not my idea of fun.
Needless to say… I wasn’t standing for very long.
Most nights, I would be able to take this kind of punishment. Most nights he wouldn’t have been able to touch me. In fact, nine times out of ten he wouldn’t have even known I was there until my spell began burning him alive or simply crushed his heart in his chest. Unfortunately for me, he’d seen me first.
That… and it wasn’t night yet.
Casting at this point was near impossible. I didn’t have the magical prowess to cast without a cantrip and with my lungs busily shaking hands with my stomach, that wasn’t going to happen anytime soon. When I hit the ground, so did the contents of my stomach. I managed to stand a few moments later, barely avoiding a very large boot to my head. I gathered my will and my breath as I stood, preparing a spell that would light him up like a set of Christmas lights.
I really wasn’t expecting that uppercut.
As I lay on my back, the construction worker’s floodlights damn near blinded me, and a foot planted itself on my neck. When I looked up, I found myself looking at the ugliest human I’ve ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on. His eyes appeared to be resting on the bridge of his nose which by the look of things had been broken at least 6 times. He had no front teeth; instead they had been replaced by a gold plate with the name TONE engraved in gothic lettering.
“I expected a bit more from you Jimmy,” he said with a sneer. “I was under the impression you would put up a fight.”
I flicked my eyes over to the setting sun. The closer the sun got to the horizon, the stronger I felt. “Give me a minute,” I said, grabbing hold of Tone’s foot to push the man off.
As I stood, I gathered my will. Drawing upon my anger and the power granted to me by the oncoming night, a grin made its way across my face as I uttered the cantrip I’d been unable to earlier. “Ignis Fuguralis”
At my Word, electricity crackled and coalesced around my hands. Tone stared at me wide-eyed, attempting to run away. He was pretty quick too, but I’m afraid that magical lightning moves just a little bit faster than a human.
“Ferio!” I screamed, pointing my hands at him. The lightning struck him in the back and sent him sprawling into a stack of lumber. The sun had set, and I had put a little more energy into the spell than I’d intended…
Oops.
As he rolled over, I hauled him to his feet and bared my now-visible fangs. He was frightened. This was good. “As future reference for your next life…” I said, bringing my mouth to his ear, “Don’t ever call me Jimmy”
Then I fed, taking his blood and using it to quicken the healing process after the beating he’d put me through.
He tasted like shit.
I let Tone’s body slump to the ground and headed to where I’d dropped my sword when he’d jumped me. I found it a few moments later underneath the pile of cinderblocks one of his goons had thrown me into. I returned to where he lay and prepared to decapitate him.
“Please,” he moaned. “I was j-j-just doing a job.” He was staring up at me, eyes wide with fear. It was single handedly the most pitiful thing I’d ever seen a man that big do.
“That’s all I’m doing Tone.” I replied. ”No offense, but this is my job.”
My blade fell, and Tone’s head was busily rolling around on the ground when my cell phone began quietly buzzing in my pocket. I wiped the blade clean on Tone’s shirt as I answered.
“Nick!” I exclaimed. “Just the girl I wanted to talk to.”
A chuckle issued forth from the other line. “What can I do for you James?”
Several thoughts that would’ve made Pam Anderson blush flashed through my mind before I started speaking. “Do you by any chance know how candidate 3 managed to know that I was coming for him in time to set up an ambush?”
“No clue,” she said without a moment of hesitation. “But I’ve got a friend here who may be willing to give us some insight on that.” She hadn’t even finished her sentence before I caught the sound of sizzling flesh in the background. “But I trust you managed to finish the job?”
I looked at Tone’s body. The blood that had spilled from his neck had begun to pool and soak through his shirt. It took a moment or two but I finally managed to locate his head which had found its final resting place next to a toolbox that had been abandoned for the night.
“Was there ever any doubt?” I said with a grin.
“Excellent,” she said, her voice dripping with excitement. “Your next candidate is a VIP at a club called the Rage. He’ll be there tonight. His name is Franklin Rose. Do yourself a favor and make sure that you kill him someplace out of sight. Last thing we need is for some human to give the police a description of you.”
“Right,” I said. “Franklin Rose, Rage, discreet… I think I can manage that”
“Good for you. Any questions?”
“Yeah… What are you wearing?”
She hung up on me.
I smiled and hung up the phone, placing it in my pocket and my sword into the sheath strapped to my back, heading back to my car as I did. I found it where I’d parked about two blocks down the road. At the time, I was hoping to sneak up on him… Hell of a lot of good that did.
I got in and started the engine. The Jag roared to life, purring contently after a moment. I threw it into gear and gunned the engine, heading towards my destination with a sense of purpose.
I tell you, police just don’t appreciate a fast car these days.
Blue and red lights were flickering noisily in my rearview and, frankly, I didn’t feel like dealing with any form of law enforcement that may happen to notice a car speeding away from a fresh murder scene.
So, being the resourceful sorcerer that I am, I focused my will and uttered another cantrip. “Aethra Maceria.” As the last words left my mouth, I heard a loud crashing sound issue from behind me. The lights in my rearview went out as the pursuing car slammed violently into the wall of air that I’d left behind.


I think it’s awesome that you wrote this. I’m definatly looking forward to reading the rest of this…nice job guy.
Nicely written! The prose is crisp and readable, not a lot of ornamentation. The fight plays well, and the healthy dose of self-deprecation on the part of the narrator keeps everything on even keel. Good job!
bored on weekend duty… so far its good, better than i remember actually, i am continuing on.
A little too Dresden Files for me thus far — except some obvious differences — and you’ve set up a condition of Jimmy’s (oops) power levels that you may regret later on, but i must admit — I am curious. Will continue to read on, I think.
He places the cell phone in a sheath strapped to his back?
Maybe it’s because I just picked up “Snow Crash” by Stephenson the other day, but your voice reminded me of The Deliverator!
Intriguing beginning.
Heyas, it’s me again, my email is pretty retarded so don’t send me anything, but i rly like your story. Keep writing, if it becomes a book I’ll totally buy it.
This was so awesome keep writing more and Samba i don’t know what u are saying p.s. eminem rules
u are awesome
Well, I’ll try to keep the awesome coming guys.
Also, Jake, I went ahead and fixed the cell-phone sheathe.